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CHOA-FM is a Canadian radio station, broadcasting at 96.5 FM in Rouyn-Noranda, Quebec. The station has an adult contemporary format branded as Wow 96.5.
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Christ Crowned with Thorns is a c.1500 oil on panel painting by Albrecht Bouts, now in the Musée des Beaux-Arts de Lyon, which acquired it in 2011.
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